Marijuana, Cannabis, Pot, Weed and 420 Humor – Funny Jokes! #marijuana #humor,cannabis #humor,marijuana #420 #jokes,cannabis #jokes,funny #jokes,pot #jokes,weed #jokes

Posted On Oct 9 2017 by

# Marijuana, Weed and 420 Jokes & Videos Cannabis Humor, Images Video A Homeland Security Officer stopped at our farm yesterday stating; I need to inspect your farm for illegally growing drugs. I said Okay. but don�t go in that field over there�.. . The Homeland Security Officer verbally exploded saying, Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me! Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. See this fucking badge. This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish�. On any land. No questions …


That – s Outrageous! Funny Court Transcripts #funny #court #reporter #transcripts

Posted On Aug 13 2017 by

# That s Outrageous! Funny Court Transcripts Prosecutor: How fast was the car coming toward you?Witness: I am not a thermometer, so I can’t tell you the speed limit. Attorney: What did the doctor tell you was the condition of the body when he performed the autopsy?Witness: He described it as dead. Prosecutor: Do you see the defendant in court today?Witness: Yes, I do.Prosecutor: How is he dressed?Witness: He looks pretty sharp. Prosecutor (addressing the court): The People have evidence that the life of the witness is in jeopardy, and it is reasonable to apprehend he will not be able …


Larry The Cable Guy Jokes – Larry The Cable Guy Quotes #larry #the #cable #guy #jokes, #larry #the #cable #guy #quotes, #jokes, #stories, #humor, #funny

Posted On Aug 3 2017 by

# Larry The Cable Guy Jokes I was reading the paper the other day because my neighbor got up late. I had a girl put on crotchless britches for my birthday one time. I come home, she was like, “want some of this right here.” i go, “No, look what it did to your underbritches over there.” I’m on that diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That’s a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver’s license. Ever drive down the highway and a policeman gets up behind you? Then everybody goes two by two behind him. …


Camel Jokes – Animal Jokes #camel #jokes, #animal #jokes, #jokes, #stories, #humor, #funny

Posted On Jul 31 2017 by

# Camel Jokes Camel Short Jokes Q: Why are camels called ships of the desert? A: Because they are filled with Arab semen! Q: What do you call a camel without a hump? A: Humphrey (Hump-free). Q: Did you hear about the camel who was accused of stock fraud? A: He took part in a hump and dump scheme. Q: Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.? A: They only had one camel. Q. What do you call a Taliban who owns six camels? A. A pimp! Q: How do you have sex with a …